Orange Octopus
Pink and rather shiny
The Faunus wallet on a new tan leather wallet
Bacon flowers. Chicago loves its bacon but this is too much. Actually, if any Chicago foodie (person with too much free time/ disposable income) read this blog, Bacon Flowers would be the new hot thing to wait in line for.
It's scary. It's marble. It's something that you should not look at after ingesting hallucinagens. Or if you enjoy this kind of thing (perversion of nature), you can dose yourself and head to the Luxe Home storerooms in the Merchandise Mart. I would suggest you dose and ride (public transit) during one of their free open house functions. There is usually wine, hor dourves, and rich people to make uncomfortable. I saw a grown man have a tantrum today because he thought his interior designer gave him the wrong samples. Seriously people; you are soft and divorced from your environment. I have no sympathy. 
